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		quotes[1]="Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever."
		quotes[2]="Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake."
		quotes[3]="In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is."
		quotes[4]="I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have."
		quotes[5]="If a man does his best, what else is there?"
		quotes[6]="I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better."
		quotes[7]="People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."
		quotes[8]="Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."
		quotes[9]="Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."
		quotes[10]="Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
		quotes[11]="A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
		quotes[12]="I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use."
		quotes[13]="The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work."
		quotes[14]="In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
		quotes[15]="Do, or do not. There is no 'try'."
		quotes[16]="The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it."
		quotes[17]="Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo."
		quotes[18]="I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves."
		quotes[19]="The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad."
		quotes[20]="Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws."
		quotes[21]="Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
		quotes[22]="Talent does what it can; genius does what it must."
		quotes[23]="I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
		quotes[24]="Maybe this world is another planet's Hell."
		quotes[25]="Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth."
		quotes[26]="I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it."
		quotes[27]="The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true."
		quotes[28]="Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down."
		quotes[29]="All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident."
		quotes[30]="There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life."
		quotes[31]="Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away."
		quotes[32]="Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."
		quotes[33]="It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts."
		quotes[34]="To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance"
		quotes[35]="Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens."
		quotes[36]="A clever man commits no minor blunders."
		quotes[37]="A witty saying proves nothing."
		quotes[38]="I have often regretted my speech, never my silence."
		quotes[39]="I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means."
		quotes[40]="There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread."
		quotes[41]="If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you."
		quotes[42]="Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together."
		quotes[43]="Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so."
		quotes[44]="Wit is educated insolence."
		quotes[45]="My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."
		quotes[46]="Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me."
		quotes[47]="A narcissist is someone better looking than you are."
		quotes[48]="It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity."
		quotes[49]="Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny."
		quotes[50]="When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite."
		quotes[51]="Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains."
		quotes[52]="The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth."
		quotes[53]="We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?"
		quotes[54]="The revolution will be supervised."
		quotes[55]="In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite."
		quotes[56]="I would have made a good Pope."
		quotes[57]="Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
		quotes[58]="One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important."
		quotes[59]="A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation."
		quotes[60]="Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler."
		quotes[61]="What do you take me for, an idiot?"
		quotes[62]="Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do."
		quotes[63]="It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."
		quotes[64]="A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies."
		quotes[65]="Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."
		quotes[66]="Logic is in the eye of the logician."
		quotes[67]="No one can earn a million dollars honestly."
		quotes[68]="From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
		quotes[69]="When ideas fail, words come in very handy."
		quotes[70]="In the end, everything is a gag."
		quotes[71]="I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known."
		quotes[72]="He who hesitates is a damned fool."
		quotes[73]="The graveyards are full of indispensable men."
		quotes[74]="You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty."
		quotes[75]="I am not young enough to know everything."
		quotes[76]="The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."
		quotes[77]="The covers of this book are too far apart."
		quotes[78]="When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before."
		quotes[79]="No sane man will dance."
		quotes[80]="Vote early and vote often."
		quotes[81]="I am become death, shatterer of worlds."
		quotes[82]="You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone."
		quotes[83]="The gods too are fond of a joke."
		quotes[84]="The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting."
		quotes[85]="The cynics are right nine times out of ten."
		quotes[86]="Attention to health is life greatest hindrance."
		quotes[87]="Plato was a bore."
		quotes[88]="Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal."
		quotes[89]="Hemingway was a jerk."
		quotes[90]="Men have become the tools of their tools."
		quotes[91]="I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television."
		quotes[92]="I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying."
		quotes[93]="Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest."
		quotes[94]="In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take."
		quotes[95]="Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research."
		quotes[96]="Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers."
		quotes[97]="It is better to be quotable than to be honest."
		quotes[98]="The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time."
		quotes[99]="Silence is argument carried out by other means."
		quotes[100]="The average person thinks he isn't."
		quotes[101]="Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd."
		quotes[102]="The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready."
		quotes[103]="The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
		quotes[104]="I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!"
		quotes[105]="Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?"
		quotes[106]="Everything that can be invented has been invented."
		quotes[107]="A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood."
		quotes[108]="After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one."
		quotes[109]="The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins."
		quotes[110]="The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense."
		quotes[111]="It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both."
		quotes[112]="Half this game is ninety percent mental."
		quotes[113]="Woman was God's second mistake."
		quotes[114]="Pray, n:. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy."
		quotes[115]="A poem is never finished, only abandoned."
		quotes[116]="The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them."
		quotes[117]="The truth is more important than the facts."
		quotes[118]="Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing."
		quotes[119]="There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it."
		quotes[120]="There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."
		quotes[121]="Either those curtains go or I do."
		quotes[122]="I've had eighteen straight whiskies.  I think that's the record."
		quotes[123]="Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd."
		quotes[124]="He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
		quotes[125]="We are not retreating.  We are advancing in another direction."
		quotes[126]="In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
		quotes[127]="I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it."
		quotes[128]="I am not young enough to know everything."
		quotes[129]="When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before."
		quotes[130]="Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you."
		quotes[131]="The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting."
		quotes[132]="In America, anybody can be president.  That's one of the risks you take."
    quotes[133]="Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.  Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
    quotes[134]="Revolution is the opiate of the intellectual."
    quotes[135]="Any girl who doesn't want to screw can leave right now."
    quotes[136]="Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says 'I need you because I love you.'"
    quotes[137]="We have met the enemy and it is us."
    quotes[138]="A thief believes everybody steals."
    quotes[139]="No one is entitled to the truth."
    quotes[140]="Poetry is what gets lost in translation."
    quotes[141]="Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks."
    quotes[142]="The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government."
    quotes[143]="Every good communist should know that political power grows out of the barrel of a gun."
    quotes[144]="No one has the right to destroy another person's belief by demanding empirical evidence."
    quotes[145]="Wit is the lowest form of humor."
    quotes[146]="Nunc scio quit sit amor."
    quotes[147]="Not all who wander are lost."
    quotes[148]="The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out."
    quotes[149]="No news at 4:30 a.m. is good."
    quotes[150]="Civilization is unbearable, but it is less unbearable at the top."
    quotes[151]="Let justice be done, though the world perish."
    quotes[152]="One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age.  A woman who would tell one that, would tell one anything."
    quotes[153]="In married life three is company and two is none."
    quotes[154]="No matter how few women you have in your life, it is always one too many."
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